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ashleym
Joined: 27 Sep 2007
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 Posted: September 28, 2007, 10:26 pm Post subject: A couple of fun things for the ladies!!! |
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One for the girls
Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles, Please no bags
And please lift my butt before it sags.
Please no age spots, Please no gray
And as for my belly, Please take it away.
Please keep me healthy, Please keep me young,
And thank you Dear Lord, For all that you've done.
Five tips for a woman....
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to You.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.
Foot Note:
One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
"If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."
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Pink Ladybug Spa
North Carolina Founding Rep
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Anita
Leader of this Crazy Bunch!
Joined: 24 Feb 2004
Posts: 7370
Location: Mifflintown, PA
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Hisgirl0305
Joined: 20 May 2006
Posts: 624
Location: I'll let you know when I get there ;)
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   LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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